Dear Pizza, you've been by my side through life's ups and downs. At my sixth birthday, you were a delicious mess on my shirt. When I was 19 and heartbroken, you were the hot, fresh comfort I needed. Even as you got cold, you were still a source of solace. At 23, working two jobs, you were the quick and cheesy sustenance in my car. On my wedding day, you sent hand towels, which I still use. Now that I'm older and people say I should see you less, they're wrong. In your squishy form, you can be with me forever, stain-free!
To enjoy this pizza, simply take it out of the packaging and heat it up in the oven or microwave. You can customize it with your favorite toppings if you like. Remember to let it cool a bit before taking a bite to avoid burning your mouth. Keep it in the fridge if you don't finish it all at once and consume it within a couple of days for the best taste. No special maintenance is needed, just store it properly and savor every bite.
